Western US On High Alert - Erik Invasion Expected

Erik with Mom and Dad in Los Angeles

-- LOS ANGELES, California

ENN has intercepted documents that indicate Erik is planning a trip to the Western US.  This discovery has led to a tightening of security at all western airports and seaports, and particularly at Mexican restaurants, where women have already begun congregating, hoping to catch a chance to sit down for a quiet, romantic evening with Erik.

"No comment," Erik said, when asked whether he had decided on which graduate school to attend, the University of Arizona at Tucson, or the University of California, Santa Barbara.  Analysts suggest that Erik's trip to the US may be an attempt to settle the argument between these two schools.  For a related story on Erik's acceptance to graduation school, click here.

Stay with ENN as we monitor Erik's travel plans and the reaction among local women at his destinations.