Erik Loves Noah

-- CANTON, Michigan

Erik reportedly considered stealing his newest friend, Noah, after noting how "fricking cute" the 1-month-old infant is.  "I mean, just look at the little bugger, he's great!!  And he clearly likes me more than he does his father."

Noah, born to Erik's friends Craig and Robin just over 1 month ago, told ENN reporters that he "loves Erik more than Craig," and that he wanted Erik to "change his diaper."  Erik allegedly refused to change the diaper.

Robin, who is fond of calling Noah by the nicknames of "Monkey," "Pooper," and "Stinker," was unavailable for comment.  As for Craig, his comments are unprintable on this family-oriented News Network.  In so many words, he told Erik to "get his own kid."

Stay with ENN as we watch Noah grow up under the guidance of Craig, Robin, and his uncle Erik.