Thai "Ping Pong Show" Amazes Erik

One of Erik's friends, amazed by the ping pong ball.

-- PHUKET, Thailand

Lewd witnesses say that Erik attended a special performance offered by a woman in the tourist nightlife haven of Patong Beach, in the southern part of Thailand.

"Now wait a minute," Erik clarified when presented with the allegations that he attended a "raucous, wholly inappropriate, frankly amazing" show.

"I don't know what they told you," Erik said, referring to ENN's panel of morality judges, "But it wasn't even my idea to go in the first place. It was Mike's idea."

Witness reports are sketchy, but suggest that Erik and a group of about 10 other "ridiculous" tourists from exotic nations such as New Zealand attended a "Ping Pong Show," one of Thailand's most (in)famous attractions.

"All I can tell you," Mike told ENN, "is that it involves a naked woman, a ping-pong ball, some darts, balloons, and one or two candles. That's all I'm going to say." When asked if Erik enjoyed the show, Mike said simply, "Oh, yes."

"Yeah," Erik retorted, "but at least I didn't have my hat covering my lap during the show, Mike!"

Stay with ENN as we monitor the growing rift between Mike and Erik, and as we try to uncover more details about the "Ping Pong Show." Wow.