ENN Urges You To Vote "Yes, YES!" on Porn Star Governor

 

Yes.

-- THE BEACH, California

As the race for the California Recall Election draws to a thrilling climax, voters everywhere finally have someone to guide them in their voting adventure.  Never one to shy away from controversy, ENN has boldly endorsed internationally recognized porn star Mary Carey as the best choice to replace Gray Davis on October 7.

The announcement has ended speculation that Gary Coleman would win the endorsement from ENN.  In the end, according to Erik, "I'm just a sucker for a good... uh... well, you know."

When asked to explain his endorsement of Ms. Carey, Erik could only say, "I have been a Mary Carey fan ever since her record career tanked around 1997.  She had some good hits in the 90's, though, 'One Sweet Day,' 'Always Be My Baby,' and so on.  What?  This is a different hoe?  Whatever."

ENN's fair and balanced editorial board carefully reviewed the work of both the action film star, Arnold Swartznegegeougher, and the entire library of Mary Carey's films.  After much debate, ENN decided to endorse Mary Carey.

Californians: vote "Yes" on the recall (why not), and vote "Yes, Yes, YES!" on Mary Carey.

Stay with ENN as we keep close watch on the results of this thrilling, strip-tease of an election.