July 25, 2003, Web Posted at 21:08 JST

Sony Announces New "Erik Replacement" Product

Orders pouring in from Japanese women everywhere

 

Sony's Erik Replacement Preview

Typical Japanese Woman with Sony's Erik Replacement

-- TOKYO, Japan

ENN has obtained an advance copy of a press release and ad for a new Sony product which will cater to the needs of millions of Japanese women - a snuggable Erik Replacement doll which will reportedly also play "End of the Road" by Boyz II Men.  Early names for the product include "Eriku With You" and "My Eriku!"  Interested Erik fans are encouraged to submit new product name ideas to sony@eriklove.com.

The "Eriku" doll will include several shirt options, as seen in the photo above, including blue, green, and Erik's favorite, pink.  Fully hypoallergenic, it also boasts an optional "vibrate" option for an extra $100.  The Sony sound system will be THX certified and include "End of the Road," with other Boyz II Men songs optional.

To place an advance order for your very own "Eriku," send an email to sony@eriklove.com.

Stay with ENN as we watch Japan try to cope with the imminent departure of Erik from the country.

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Thanks to Tash for this great photo

 

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