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TOKYO, Japan
ENN has obtained an advance copy of a press release and ad for a new
Sony product which will cater to the needs of millions of Japanese women -
a snuggable Erik Replacement doll which will reportedly also play "End of
the Road" by Boyz II Men. Early names for the product include "Eriku
With You" and "My Eriku!" Interested Erik fans are encouraged to
submit new product name ideas to
sony@eriklove.com.
The "Eriku" doll will include several shirt options, as seen in the
photo above, including blue, green, and Erik's favorite, pink. Fully
hypoallergenic, it also boasts an optional "vibrate" option for an extra
$100. The Sony sound system will be THX certified and include "End
of the Road," with other Boyz II Men songs optional.
To place an advance order for your very own "Eriku," send an email to
sony@eriklove.com.
Stay with ENN as we watch Japan try to cope with the imminent departure
of Erik from the country.
