Streaker Attacks Graduation Ceremony

Erik Accused of Being Naked

Streaker in all his glory

-- DETROIT, Michigan

Just when everyone thought they had seen it all in "bad ass Detroit," another unreal event comes along to heighten the senses and make the ladies scream.  This time, however, Erik denies all involvement.

ENN was on hand as Erik's sister, Melissa, was set to graduate from high school at a beautiful ceremony at an open-air pavilion on the picturesque Detroit River, with Canada in the background.  A lovely setting for a spectacular celebration.  Little did the audience know that they were in for something even more spectacular.

Suddenly, just before the ceremony began, a small yacht cruised into view in front of the band on the stage.  And just as suddenly, a small penis came into view on the boat as a man wearing next to nothing danced around on the boat for at least 30 grueling seconds.  At least one audience member was overheard saying, "Isn't that Erik?"  At which point another audience member, with a little more sense, remarked, "Of course that's not Erik.  Just look at the penis.  Much too small."

Apparently, this Streaker had marred the ceremony last year, as well, at which time Erik could not have participated because he wasn't in the country.  "As much as my fans would love for me to do a nude scene like this one," Erik told a press conference convened in Detroit's Hart Plaza later that day, "I'm still waiting for the right time.  Keep watching Santa Barbara, I'm sure you'll see me nude on that show someday soon."

Stay with ENN as we eagerly await some nude photos of Erik.