Tornado Attacks Erik's Home in Michigan

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In a bold move last Sunday, Japanese Prime Minister Koizumi unleashed a freak tornado on Erik’s hometown of Southfield, Michigan, which caused significant damage to Erik’s neighbor’s house.

“Curses!  Foiled again!” Koizumi was quoted as saying when he heard the news that Erik’s home and family were undamaged by the storm.

The tornado appeared suddenly on an otherwise fine day, and it quickly uprooted two large trees from Erik’s yard, sending them flying into his neighbor’s car and power lines.  Erik’s mother reportedly struggled to close the wind-blown and rainsoaked windows of the house before fleeing into the family’s basement just as the trees came tumbling down.  Thankfully, no one was hurt.

“This just goes to show how low Koizumi is willing to go,” Erik said.  Erik has accused Koizumi of trying to deport him.  “But he won’t scare me off that easily.”  Previously, Koizumi sent trained annoyance operatives to sit next to Erik on airplanes, and Erik also accused the Prime Minister of causing it to rain every time he bikes to work.

The spooky thing, however, is the fact that Erik had just remarked to his family members how much he enjoyed the two trees which were knocked down.  “I remember when they were just little saplings,” Erik said, through tears.  “I’ll get you yet, Koizumi!”

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