Las Vegas Casinos Report Massive Profit Spike As Erik Passes Through

-- VEGAS

"This was an outstanding day for the Luxor Resort Hotel and Casino," said general manager Moneymaker as he watched Erik check in to his hotel room for the night, after a day of massive losses at the video poker machine.

"Yeah, I lost some money," Erik said, "But at least I won more than 20 quarters at the slot machine!"  When asked where those 20 quarters were now, Erik could only reply, "Uh, somewhere in the casino.  I'm not sure.  Leave me alone."

Reports are sketchy at this hour, but Erik allegedly not only gambled, but enjoyed the roller coaster at New York, New York Hotel.  He also was seen entering the Star Trek exhibit at the Las Vegas Hilton, and he was seen enjoying an amazing meal at the Luxor Steakhouse.  Other than that, Erik explained, he was "all business" in Las Vegas.

"Sometimes, people ask me if I can afford going to Las Vegas.  But, as I always tell them, with winnings like this -- how can I afford NOT to go?"

Stay with ENN as we watch Erik lose more cash.