Women Seen Weeping as Erik Departs for Cairo

-- LOS ANGELES, California

ENN has obtained dramatic video footage of thousands of women near Los Angeles International Airport, weeping uncontrollably.   “He can’t leave sunny southern California!  I haven’t even seen him on the beach yet!!”

Erik’s spokesperson at his Santa Barbara headquarters,  Dr. Bob Ngo, released a statement explaining that Erik “never hits the beach for public safety reasons.  He’s just too white.”  (see related story)

Dr. Ngo’s statement  also indicated Erik’s planned summer destination: Cairo, Egypt.  “Erik regrets to inform all you ladies that he’s on the way to the hot Egyptian summer where he plans to meet some hot Egyptian women while studying the hot Arabic language.”

When asked whether Erik planned to get a tan while in the Egyptian desert, Erik said only “I’m already more tan now than ever before.  What’s the problem?”

Stay with ENN as we dispatch our crack team of investigative reporters to the Middle East to bring you the latest Erik news as it happens.

Stay with ENN as we watch Erik continue to terrorize innocents around California.