Erik Begins 2004 in Chicago, Returns to California

-- CHICAGO, Illinois

ENN has obtained exclusive CIA satellite infrared surveillance photographs showing that Erik found himself in downtown Chicago for the New Year holiday, spending time with friends from Jerusalem, Iowa, Chicago, Albion, and Japan.  Most of these friends have since refused to acknowledge any association with Erik for fear of being associated with the person responsible for destroying mailboxes around the Detroit area.

Erik's New Year festivities allegedly included a raucous house party somewhere in Chicago.  ENN investigative reporters report that Erik traveled all over the Chicagoland area, wreaking havoc in his wake.  The Chicago Institute of Art Museum reported Erik harassing several employees, demanding that they return his "stolen" camera.  Reports have surfaced that Erik thought he had lost his camera at the museum.  In reality, he slipped it to a friend, who then took it out of the museum while Erik apparently tried to get himself a free camera from the museum's lost and found supply.

According to wire reports, these shenanigans at the museum were followed by a "quiet" "evening" in the suburbs, and then an early flight back to Detroit on his way to "work" in Santa Barbara.

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