Erik Traveling to Detroit

-- DETROIT, Michigan

ENN has obtained copies of documents which prove that Erik will travel from his home in sunny Santa Barbara, California to his hometown of Detroit, Michigan.

When asked their opinion on the sudden announcement, 85% of California residents could not correctly identify Detroit on a map.

At a hastily convened press conference at Love Headquarters in Santa Barbara, Erik informed throngs of nervous women that he would indeed return to California "soon, baby.  Don't worry."

While in Detroit, Erik plans to visit several optical boutiques, or as he prefers to call them, "eyeglasses stores," in an attempt to replace the pair he lost in Israel.  He also will stop by the homes of several beautiful local women, including Michigan governor Jennifer Granholm's residence in Lansing.  "I've always wanted to grope her, er, I mean meet her," California governor Schwartzenegouger said.

On his tour of world hotspots, Erik has already visited San Francisco, Jerusalem, and several sites in the West Bank this month.  He will travel to Detroit, Chicago, and according to some unconfirmed reports, Tucson, Arizona before returning to California in late September.  Stay with ENN as we bring you all the latest Erik news, wherever and whenever it happens.