Janet's Breast Stunt "For Erik"

-- DALLAS, Texas

ENN has confirmed that Janet Jackson, still smarting from the break-up with Erik in 2002, decided to bare her breast in an attempt to get Erik's attention.  "I just wanted him to call me," Janet told ENN reporters after the Super Bowl.  "I... I miss him so much.  And I know he misses my amazing breast."

ENN investigators monitoring Erik's telephone conversations report that Erik has not called Janet in more than two years, although Janet calls Erik and leaves a message at least once every two or three hours.  Erik released a statement calling ex-girlfriend Janet's breast "not interesting to me anymore.  Even with the Borg implant attached to her nipple."  Erik added that he thought the stunt was "Typical of what women will do to get my attention.  And it worked.  But I'm not going to call her."

Stay with ENN for further developments on this heart-wrenching story.