Michigan Motorists Fear Return of Erik

The remnants of Dad's car

-- MOTOWN

Motorists throughout the Detroit area received notice early today that a familiar menace was back in town.

Erik arrived at Detroit Metropolitan Airport on December 15, 2003, and soon thereafter left for a friend's house just down the street.  Just as he had done hundreds of times before, Erik started up the car and drove it carefully down the road at a blazing 24 miles per hour.  

Moments later, his father's car was skidding down the icy, curvy road directly toward a large tree.  "$#!^," Erik was quoted as saying.

After brilliant maneuvers, Erik managed to elude the tree only to sideswipe an innocent mailbox, sending it sailing.  The mailbox was completely destroyed, but Erik assured his dad that the car was "barely touched."

An ENN investigation reveals that Dad's Car is actually severely scarred, and only drivable at night when the damage is less visible to attractive young women.

After this harrowing opening to his vacation in Michigan, Erik looks forward to having other people drive him around the area as he visits the land of his birth.

Stay with ENN as we see how else Erik can terrorize Detroit.