Erik Desecrates Ancient Wonder of the World

Erik at the base of the Great Pyramid.  Click for more photos.

-- GIZA, Egypt

ENN was on hand to witness Erik visit and climb all over the last remaining Wonder of the Ancient World, the Pyramids at Giza.  These pyramids were already 2400 years old when Jesus was born, making them about 4600 years old today.

Witnesses report seeing Erik "touching," "fondling," and "caressing" the largest pyramid, and others told ENN that Erik went so far as to climb "all the way" inside another pyramid.

"It was dark in there," Erik told ENN reporters at a hastily convened news conference in Cairo later that day.  "But I didn't see any pythons as I was expecting."

Several victims of Erik's behavior reported hearing him whistle the theme from the Indiana Jones film series throughout his visit.  "It was off key and really unnecessary."

While at the pyramids, Erik also saw an ancient wooden boat, known as a "Solar Boat," which was used to transport a Pharaoh from his throne to his tomb.  But Erik was more interested in talking to women on his tour group than learning about these amazing ancient artifacts.

Stay with ENN as we continue to monitor his flagrant disrespect for Egyptian culture.