Erik Still Single After Detroit Marriage

The Happy Couple

-- DETROIT, Michigan

As part of a whirlwind tour of the East Coast, Erik made a stop in his hometown of Detroit, Michigan late last month.  While there, ENN reporters observed him attending a wedding ceremony and a subsequent reception on Belle Isle.

Initial ENN reports sent millions of women around the world into a “screaming fit,” according to one eyewitness.

“What?!  He’s getting married?  NO!” wailed one woman outside the Kremlin in Moscow.  “Why?!  Why!!!” shouted another,  near Angkor  Wat in Cambodia.  “Thank GOD!” said another woman, whom some reports describe as one of Erik’s ex-girlfriends.”

After an extensive ENN exclusive investigation, it has been revealed that Erik in fact did not get married and that he was only attending his old friend Jen’s lovely ceremony with his other lovely friend, Anna.

“Wait, these women thought that Erik and I got married?” Anna was overheard saying in Ann Arbor, “HA!  Erik can keep on dreaming.”